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to be beaten up etc.
similar to words like merked or shanked

used mainly by chavs or gangsters
"man will get leaned if you talk to ma girl like that again."

"mans causing trouble"
"nahhhhhhhh mate! lowe dat, man'll get leaned if he pulls that shit here. ye getz meh."
leaned by aliciaaa454 July 6, 2009
Its like getting owned, but it is much funnier to watch and can be much more painful. It can also be doing something utterly embarrassing.
Person 1- Hahaha,Conrad just missed a open net goal

Person 2- Ya man, he just got b-laked
b-laked by khanvict April 28, 2007
A man that shot lots of precum when horny.
Dan is a leaker, look to the wet spot on his briefs!
leaker by John J Joe May 9, 2006

a leaker 

When you nut in a chick without a condom and she drips on your carpet on the way to john.
"The slut I fuc**d last night was a leaker. Lewis and Clark could have followed my Jesus juice to the shitter."
a leaker by iamvaughn November 24, 2005

goat leased

A random phrase that can be substituted into a sentence and take on its own meaning. Wonderful to use to confuse friends.
Dude, you got so goat leased last night.
goat leased by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009
An inarticulate way of saying 'left'.
I was gonna call you when she leaved.
leaved by ezpz padz August 16, 2011