Leafed

Getting fucked up off pain killers

In honor of Ryan leaf, I'm gonna take these hydros, perks, and Oxys and get leafed

by bsquad January 28, 2015

Leaf

A peaceful thing that will take over your yard

What you got against a dang leaf, boi?

by Bonehead5000 April 20, 2020

leaf

/lēf/

NOUN

informal offensive

a contemptuous term for a Canadian person.

That fucking leaf keeps stinking up the microwave at work with his homemade poutine.

by JazzPoo October 23, 2016

leaf

To break a minor commitment, usually relating to attending a social gathering.

John was supposed to come to the party, but then he called and leafed.

by never-will-i-leaf October 8, 2011

Leaf~

a creepy self absorbed pathological liar who thinks he is gods gift to humanity only to find out later that his only friend is his own tiny calloused over used penis wrinkle.

man that Leaf~ over there keeps spouting out bullshit

by anonymoouse April 18, 2010

Leaf

verb meaning 'to give up a big lead and lose at the last moment', as the Toronto Maple Leafs did against the Boston Bruins in game 7 in the first round of the 2012/2013 NHL Playoffs.

"The Halifax Mooseheads nearly leafed the 2013 CHL Memorial Cup final, but managed to hang on for the win."

by MarkAdamHFX May 27, 2013

Leafing

Using foliage to enhance sexual pleasure, rubbing a leaf on the end of one's penis after ejaculation. Also Leafing can be used as an alternative for tissue paper, using leaves as a genital mop.

Rob; 'what did you get upto last night?'
Chris; 'Not much, just a bit of leafing with me ole bit of skirt'

by i'moutatoiletpaypa June 15, 2011