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Stabby stab, dont run with it.

Alternatively,

If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.

How to take care of your Knife :

-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Knife by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021
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Small kind of horse. Good for gun fights
Ur knife
Knife by FouthNose June 7, 2022
the thing that ends the wife's life
baby1:the life of the wife is ended by the knife
baby2:the loif of the woife is ended by the knoife
knife by normal brownies November 8, 2022
it is often used as an inside joke in annoying orange
hey Apple!
Apple: What
Orange:Knife!
Apple: AHHHHHHHHHHHH(fucking dies)
knife by mangone June 3, 2023
Orange: Hey Apple!
Apple:What?
Orange:Knife!
Apple:AHHHHHH*fucking dies*
Knife by mangone June 3, 2023
a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)
dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass
Knife by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024