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Kingwood, Texas 

Kingwood, the moderately wealthy suburb of Houston, is a largely anglo-saxon community with mostly christian residents. Within this community lies KHS, a formidable school that excells academically and athletically. Sadly, our varsity football team sucks. Anyway, the wealthier citzens live on golf-courses or in fenced communities. But by far, we hold a middle-class community. Rather monotone ethnically, we hold diverse social groups. These "groups" often pursue the same interests and music. Do not be persuaded to think we are all jocks clad in American Eagle and such. That would be a steriotypical assault on any 50,000+ population. And many Awesome Kick Ass Bands are listened to.
Kingwood, Texas. Kicks. Ass. Like. No. Other. Eat. It.
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kingwood kids 

stuck up rich kids who live in big ass houses but never can enjoy it cause all kingwood kids care about is Money! sex and partying.
kingwood is the rich part of houston the upper class.
were the teens get everything they want (no lie)
the kids that dont even know what a toyota or nissan is cause they ALL drive bmw's. kingwood kids deff do not have manners and dont apreceate anything cause they get everything handed to them. if hollister needed new models come to kingwood 99% of girls wear only hollister and abercrombie and will Refuse to wear anything else.most all kingwood girls are know for being gorgeous,but there all dumb and play hard to get,not to mention they all cheat and are bitches. .Kingwood kids have more money than they need,(parents money) and there are alot of rich fags here.The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter.kingwood high school just as well as kingwood park high school are very very competive when it comes to sports but kingwood park is just a clone of kingwood high however walk the halls and all you will see is sluts in short mini squirts just more stuck up bitches. friday and saturdays in kingwood consist of non stop partying and everyone knows everyones buissness here. its constent outgoing competion is kingwood. you will never have the best cause some kingwood kid will just come along with something better. kingwood is known for this if you were to go someware and tell them you were from kingwood there first impression would be stuck up rich bitch.
It really does deseve the tittle "the bubble" or Hotel california" only i think california kids are less stuck up then kingwood kids.
i can only hope they will grow up cause life isnt all that they think it is.
Named No.1 Snobbiest city in America by David Letterman. Town where all the high schoolers and middle schoolers are whores and money is everything.
kingwood kids 1: omggg i got a brand new lexus
kingwood kids 2: oh psh that was my last years car i drive a bmw now.
kingwood kids 1: whatever mine has 2 12's
kingwood kids 2: yeah well mine had 2"15's
kingwood kids by smayyla July 8, 2009

kingwood practice 

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals
i had kingwood practice today... fml
kingwood practice by todom23 September 16, 2009

king of kingwood 

large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."
People often hide their food when the king of kingwood is around.
king of kingwood by Peyton Bauer October 18, 2008

Kingswood academy 

A place where happiness dies and dreams are crushed into a million tiny fractals of what was once a happy child’s aspirations for the future. Negatives or c3 detentions will be issued for such dastardly offences; forgetting your pen,pencil,journal or conduct card;chewing gum; and god forbidden defiance. Students will not be punished for,bullying,being a dick,looking like a gypsy.
“Oh yeah she goes to kingswood academy”
“That schools complete bullshit I feel sorry for her.”
“Same”
ghetto ass high school, thats currently under construction. a common phrase is Kingsweed: where the grades are low and the kids are high, haha. & too many white ppl to count

yupp
located in Wolfeboro NH
Fuck yeah, its where the kids are high and the grades are low
IT IS Kingswood baby
An all australian car that encompasses every mans dream of power and elegance
"Oh no, not the kingswood!!" - Butterfingers song
Kingswood by nemesis June 3, 2006