Kavanaugh 

To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.

Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "

Kavanaugh by NotSoBonMot September 27, 2018

kavanaugh 

(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.

Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.

kavanaugh by BoBeau70 September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh 

(Verb): to become belligerently intoxicated and attempt to rape a female.

Do you remember the scene in 'The Accused' when jodi foster gets Kavanaugh-ed in the bar by the college kids?

Kavanaugh by Wordsynth September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh 

Kavanaugh

To Lie, Lie, Lie.

To say you never blacked out, when your friend wrote about it in their book ("Wasted: Tales of a Gen X Drunk," available on Amazon)
To say Devil's Triangle is a drinking game. (Search Urban Dictionary)
To say "boofed" is farting, when it's short for butt f***. (Search the Definition on Urban Dictionary)
To say your house isn't close to the Country Club when it's 10 minutes away.
To say "I survived the FFFFFFFFFourth of July" was about a wind up to the F word, when it is clearly about drinking so much you thought you'd die.

He pulled a total Kavanaugh, saying Menage a Trois was a Book Reading Circle.

Kavanaugh by Don'tUSeYouReallzzzNames September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh

The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Kavanaugh by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

kavanaugh 

(Verb) 1. To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the whole party or an individual. 2. To get blackout drunk and sexually assault another.

Brett: "Dude, what happened last night?"
Mark: "You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine."
Brett: "Keep it on the down low."

kavanaugh by BoBeau70 September 26, 2018

Kavanaugh drunk 

When you get so drunk you have to make a fake calendar to cover up for the fucked up shit you did 36 years ago.

Are they referring to me when they say "Kavanaugh drunk? I like beer. I went to Yale.

Kavanaugh drunk by Meatpoi October 2, 2018