Jolt man 

This is a man who gets along with everyone, he is known amongst his friends to be a joker.

Jack is a jolt man, you should have seen how he was bussing out jokes in class.

Jolt man by jerkpid September 16, 2020

jolt cola 

that shit has so much fucking caffine in
it.

i drank some of that jolt shit, and i
was fucking high on caffine.

jolt cola by person yo-yo April 16, 2003

jolt cola 

a caffeine-enhanced cola beverage that perks up those who are too limp-wristed for a stout pitcher of black coffee

Little Billy drinks "Jolt Cola" for a caffeine boost since he can't handle the "bitter" taste of coffee.

jolt cola by Dolphin_X April 15, 2003

Jolt the bolt 

To furiously thrash the pork sword for release of seminal fluids

strewth my spuds are the size of space hoppers i really need to jolt the bolt before they burst

Jolt the bolt by Colonel fuckstick January 26, 2014

jolt cola 

tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix

i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition

jolt cola by gnizzle September 8, 2004

Jolt Cola 

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.

Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.

Jolt Cola by G-Union October 30, 2003

Jolt Jewels July 

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

Jolt Jewels July by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025