jumped two levels and died 

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.

A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.

jumped two levels and died by Entroper October 23, 2009

Jumped the taint 

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.

Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.

Jumped the taint by Tbeauie March 2, 2012

JIMMED 

When you do anything possible to buy an item at it's cheapest price, mostly when you shame someone by showing him the same item on the internet cheaper than his so he can sell it to you even cheaper.

Jim: i want to buy this midi keyboard of yours.

Seller: i will sell it to you for $100.
Jim: Bro, it's $70 on ebay.
Seller: Okay $70 then :(
Jim: nope, i will buy it from you for $60 or no deal.

Seller: ok deal.

Jim: JIMMED!!

So that seller got... JIMMED!!!

JIMMED by Christos Yayo August 11, 2020

jumped 

to randomly be swag walking down the street with your buds and get the living shit beat out of you, so bad it makes you cry.

last week, we were walking home, and tonio got jumped, it was brutal man.

jumped by for.shizz.nat May 18, 2010

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

The correct sentence is 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'.

'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is wrong, there is no 's'.

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

jipped weed 

cheap weed. doesn't get u very high. sucks ass. makes ur night suck, instead of enjoying it being high.

Bob: "Yo dude, i smoked weed last night but it barely did anything."

Dude: "oh word? must've been some jipped weed."

jipped weed by M&Mz. May 16, 2010

jumped the couch 

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').

Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.

jumped the couch by philbad August 28, 2005