An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
Funny, silly, pretty, sexy girl. Always there to talk to about anything, and never mean to anyone. She also hates when people are too nosey and poke around in her phone. Loves to play sports, but hates when people just think of her as the girl that plays football... would really rather the world know of her as who she is; not what she does.
Today i spent the day with that amazing girl Janie, and had a ton of fun!
Totally, helplessly and pointlessly smitten by an unwitting siren who leaves you with undying and unrequited ardor and adoration ... forever.
Dante felt this way for Beatrice, who inspired the Divine Comedy. In my case, the lady who inspired this definition was an individual who had this affect on some men. So proper usage might be: Her gentle beauty and engaging disposition totally janiefied him. Present tense: She janiefies any man with her cheerful spirit, gentle kisses and soft penetrating gaze.
Janie is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Though sometimes she lacks self confidence, she always gets back on her feet. Janie is a great friend and can help in any situation. She loves spending time outdoors helping nature.