I would rather _ than _

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An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

I would rather _____ than _____ by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

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I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

I would rather lick the floor by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

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I would never barf in your urn!

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.

Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

I would never barf in your urn! by relicky86 January 3, 2011

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I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.

Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-

I Would Top It by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013