The identity of a foam dart collector is revealed as soon as a few shots have been fired, they scrabble around on the floor and grab them like addicts. Refilling clips and chambers bring them a great deal of comfort.
My cat is a nerf herder. Like Hannibal Lecter, he doesn't keep trophies. He eats them.
A girl who is on the verge of being attractive were it not for a few unfortunate features and would not look out of place leading a herd of goats down the side of a hill. Typically a thin to average built caucasian girl who looks trashy/inbred and has unfortunate dentitian.
Did you see that goat herder at the bar? Three more drinks and ill go talk to her...