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harry potter by Pooja Patel June 17, 2004

HARRY POTTER 

Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents
So i gave my girlfriend the best harry potter last night, she still wont talk to me!
HARRY POTTER by EROCK EMONEY January 25, 2010

Harry Potter 

THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Person #1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?"

Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"
Harry Potter by musicnerd November 23, 2010

Harry Potter 

That skinny kid in glasses who says incendio and you burst into flames
Harry Potter: Incendio!
Guy: AAAAAHHHHH! I'm burning!
Harry Potter by lazarbeamsfan11 February 25, 2019

harry potter 

a famous wizard in the wizarding world who survived the most powerful wizard, Voldemort's attack on him, and has a thunderbolt-shaped scar across his forehead, and wears glasses, and has jet black-hair.
harry potter by aya December 10, 2003

Harry Potter 

One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series: Twilight.
Goth boy: OMG, Harry Potter is SO f***in' awesome!
Normal boy: STFU, you stupid gothsucker.
Harry Potter by MetalHead16 August 20, 2010