gurbis 

a various substance, usually an unknown substance; can also be used in lieu of the word "crap" or "garbage"; can also be used as a verb, meaning "to mess up"

"Dude, you've got some kind of gurbis on your face. Use a napkin already!"
*or*
"He gurbised up the whole prank when he started laughing."

gurbis by BellaSara81 December 9, 2007

gummisexual 

Doesn't care what flavor you are. As long as you're soft and chewy.

I'm not real picky when it comes to my partners. I'm rather gummisexual about the whole deal.

gummisexual by Tenebre13 May 6, 2016

Guibish 

A word for loving the cold i.e winter, but hating the cold i.e being cold in the moment in an uncomfortable way.

I am very guibish right now.
Has the guibishness passed?
I was too guibished!

Guibish by Bo$$Mann October 4, 2020

The Gulbis effect 

A very long high golf shot, followed by a dead stop of the ball

Well, Natalie is playing against Michelle Wie, i expect michelle will get the Gulbis treatment followed by the Gulbis effect

The Gulbis effect by mammon August 1, 2009

Cucky gumbie 

A man of bombast that no one would touch with a ten foot pole

That surface brother was played by a real cucky gumbie

Cucky gumbie by Heypattylynn November 18, 2021

Gumbied 

when your either soo buzzed up you dont have a grasp for what is going on around you.

or

when you havent slept in some hours and have been humping all day to the point your tired and Gumbied out. eye lids cant stay open, ya know falling asleep at the wheel kinda thing.

and

ppl talking your ear off, not getting the hint that you want them to leave, your to tired and just want to go to sleep.

wow dude, me and bob just came back from smoking a joint and were both Gumbied out.

ive gone none stop and havent slept in 24 hours , im so Gumbied right now.

Gumbied by robot betty November 14, 2011

Gumpism

A character exhibited by a person, what many consider as a stage of mental retardation, until they give a little deeper thought to discover those actions have witty logic and humane reason.

Tom was ridiculed by his classmates until they discovered his gumpism

Gumpism by rash driver July 11, 2010