garfield 

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

garfield by AflacJack January 18, 2005

Garfield 

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.

I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.

Garfield by SETARIP23 November 22, 2011

Garfield 

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

Garfield by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018

Garfield 

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

Garfield by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

Garfield 

A very lasy and fisty
person or my dead cat who is prob still lazy in heaven 🤤➕🐱➕😴➕☠️=my cat

Me:shh he is sleeping

BFF:*touches*
Garfield hech naw

Garfield by Katheryn k May 18, 2021

Garfield 

One of the worst comics in the newspaper, second only to The Family Circus. The setting always consists of the same countertop, and involves Garfield eating food or smacking a spider with a rolled up newspaper.

Shit like Garfield is adored by the masses, while The Boondocks is yanked from papers because it might offend some white people.

Garfield by JakeStar April 25, 2005

Garfield 

A woman's full lower package

Ey Christian did you see Selena's garfield at monte carlo?

Garfield by TheBoss313 June 20, 2011