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Jon's Garage

A place to place one's penis.
Dude 1: ah fuck, where should I place my dick?
Dude 2: man... It's gotta be in Jon's Garage!

Jeff Gordon's Garage 

Jeff Gordon's Garage is a term used to define a large group of "tools" in one place.
-Wow man, I've never seen so many douche bags in one place.
-Yeah, its like Jeff Gordon's Garage in there today.
Jeff Gordon's Garage by Super_Jew September 4, 2009

Brandon's garage 

The coldest place known to man, all the boys slay pussy in the cavities and sometimes you get an eggy cunt who is a pussy trying to fight you. After being in the garage for a while somebody punches a pregnant woman and dies
Salty cunt: you going to Brandon's garage next week
Spik: no I don't wanna die cause I'm a pussy

Mel's Garage

Mel's Garage Against Shark Attacks is a band formed by Maggie (guitar), Dario (solo guitar), Jorge (bass), Mauricio (drums) and Vagem (DJ). The band was created in Melbourne after a Christmas Party in 2008.
"Hey, look that guys they're awesome. They are from the Mel's Garage band"
Mel's Garage by Vagem January 11, 2009

Garbage Hump Station 

The act of getting dirty smelly garbage putting it all over your bed and having sex with a girl and rolling around in trash.
you gonna do the "Garbage Hump Station?"
yeah man im gonna fuck my girl in so much dirty,smelly trash!

Garbage Party Slut 

Any female who involves herself in most, if not all opportunities to partake in any form of a sexual act, or even most, or all opportunities for potential sexual acts, sometimes by offering their phone number to somebody they've just met. Usually found at bars, or pubs, though they are also often found at many gatherings involving alcohol. However, they are not restricted to only these places. They could be anywhere. They will often try to lure partners (victims) in by wearing provocative clothing.
"That broad at O'neill's last night was such a Garbage Party Slut, but most women are."
Garbage Party Slut by AceRiot36 December 18, 2012