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flaqualate 

pronounced flack a late

This word has been very useful in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman was taking break at work and walked outside to sit by the grass near her building. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a country vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I found my way through the dilemma
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The stock market began to flaqualate over Microsoft, but pulled out of it this past week.
flaqualate by RobinR99 August 21, 2005

Flatuwake 

When one wakes oneself by the sound of one flatuating in his or her sleep.
Whilst napping after the burrito dinner, grandpa suddenly flatuwakened and the smell was terrible.
Flatuwake by SuperEgo366 November 21, 2010

Flatulator 

One who passes gas, especially in a public place, then leaves the scene swiftly.
Hey, I think that fart came from that "flatulator" who just left the room.
Flatulator by Haole-boy August 10, 2008

flatmate 

1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.
1.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
2.
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.
flatmate by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006
Sorry, just a small flatule there ;-)
Flatule by Clifford The Love Bunny December 4, 2004

Flatulated 

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.
Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"
Flatulated by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010