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felonising 

1. Comitting a felony.
2. Overly dramatic reaction to minor law breakage esp. on the road
Girl 1 "Shiiit, guy cut me up!"
Girl 2 "Guy's totally felonising!"

Variant of felony
felonising by Frankie Bizzle December 28, 2007
They are a felonista and cannot get a job after serving time.
FELONISTA by Chely Belly October 16, 2017

Felonious 

Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
Man that felonious was FUNKY.

Feloniously 

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges
I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible
Feloniously by anonymous November 22, 2021

Felonitis 

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.
James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."
Felonitis by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023

felonistic 

the act of on wanting to commit the tendencies of a felon
he had to suppress his felonistic tendencies
felonistic by ball fondler December 4, 2023