Feeding the geese 

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

Feeding the geese by carrie jackson May 15, 2018

feeding the beaver 

to bang a girl on the kitchen table.

I was feeding the beaver last night while I was watching the food network.

feeding the beaver by Bendig December 17, 2008

Feeding The moose 

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

Feeding The moose by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

Feeding the Monkey 

When one does something they know they shouldn't do.
Often used in poker terms, where someone calls hands they shouldn't, but applicable to several life situations.
Origins come from zoo patrons who feed the monkeys, ignoring the signs prohibiting such conduct. Usually in return the monkeys throw their feces at them.

"Wow... Patrick just lost like half his chip stack.." 'Yeah.. he keeps feeding the monkey."

"I'm so full.. but it's ALL YOU CAN EAT." "You're going to pay for it later if you keep feeding the monkey man..."

Feeding the Monkey by JHall1790 January 11, 2009

feeding roses 

To lie or bullshit someone

Guy 1: yo I got that new Bentley
Guy2 : fuck you man, you're just feeding roses

feeding roses by Bensonite February 26, 2015

feeding frenzy 

In its original form recorded in the early 1960s, it refers to the voracious feeding habits of sharks. From the late 1970s onward it came into use in its more general sense which means furious commercial competition.

Microsoft and IBM are in a feeding frenzy.

feeding frenzy by papermachete December 28, 2005

feeding the horses 

Slang for female masturbation. It originates from the similarity in motions between the two activities.

It's 9 o'clock, so she'll be feeding the horses again.

feeding the horses by Bobby Bob Bob Bob November 1, 2003