download the brown report 

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

download the brown report by JP November 7, 2003

Daniel downgraded 

Someone who one might immediately become attached to and think about 24/7.

Person A: I can't wait to get home and obsess over Daniel downgraded.
Person B: Yeah! Daniel downgraded gives my life meaning

Daniel downgraded by j4w5 May 20, 2021

Download mania 

This kind of disease comes to people who always download loads and loads of stuff but never really open them

download maniacs always do download everything but forget to open them

Download mania by urban head October 29, 2015

file download 

When you need to hit the toilet most likely a big #2

Tami: wow Im stuffed! Cant eat another bite..
Gina: yea that was some good sushi
Tami: G, Ill be back Ive gotta go do a File Download

****Moments /mins later***
Tami returns.
Gina: So how'd it go?
Tami: lets order some more sushi!

file download by The.Sniper June 7, 2016

drive-by downloading 

operator being tricked into giving permission to download without realizing the download contains malware.

fake anti-virus scams are almost always nothing more than drive-by downloading

drive-by downloading by patnoyb February 19, 2012

You wouldn't download a car

A term used by pirates as a joke, making fun of those old anti-piracy PSAs.

-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.

You wouldn't download a car by fbicappuccino March 5, 2023

download syndrome 

Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.

A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!

download syndrome by Fattay February 17, 2009