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Dose of dick

The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.
I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!
Dose of dick by Joe Salone December 22, 2010
Related Words
dose Doser Dosed Dose One dosey dose up Dosent Dose Daddy Dose Guy Dose house

Dose Daddy 

One who is an expert on prescribing the right dosage for a particular intent. Oftentimes they are refferered to as the modern shawman
Dose Daddy Mike will make you the cocktail to get you to your destination
Dose Daddy by Daniel.Rios April 22, 2018

Dose One 

with a deep insicion of the abstract this mc is redefining the borders of lyricisim. Although somtimes hard to take, when aproached with an open mind Dose is an astounding artist that stands alone.
Dose One by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Dose of the wog 

to feel under the weather or sick with a cold
Scott: Hi its just Scott, im sorry but i wont be able to come to work today, im feeling to sick.

Alan: Gee you sound like shit, you must have caught a dose of the wog! rest up and we will see you tomorrow
Dose of the wog by HawkGunner March 27, 2008

Dose Rape 

To deliberately put someone under the influence of a psychotropic drug without their knowledge or consent. Most commonly used when referring to LSD. This can be accomplished by spiking a victim's food or drink, exchanging medications found in their home for the elicit substance in question, or by spritzing them in the face with a diluted preparation of the drug via a spray bottle.
Dude, I think I got dose raped at the Phish concert last night. I was just swigging on my hemp soda when all of a sudden I started hearing colors, seeing sounds, and tasting smells. Then I got really dizzy and threw up on my girlfriend.
Dose Rape by Boy_Howdy March 13, 2011

Dose Guy 

A person from Chicago or a nearby suburb who speaks with the working-class Chicago accent. May be characterized by worship of Mike Ditka, a strong stance in the Cubs vs. White Sox debate, or first-rate knowledge on where the best pierogi can be found. So-called because of the tendency to pronounce "these and those" as "dese and dose". Sadly, this specimen is becoming rarer and rarer as the Midwestern accent is supplanted by more neutral accents.
-Hey Stosh, didja cyatch da Bears game lyast night? Buncha jokers. How'd we lose chree-nuttin ta Baltimore?
-Mikey, you are the biggest dose guy I know.
Dose Guy by IdiNaHui May 26, 2018