domestic commie 

Someone who is either selfish or selfless by the fact that when one member of the household receives a gift that it should be used and enjoyed by everyone.

1. Call me a domestic commie, but I want a nice jacket that will fit both my sister and myself for my birthday.
2. Looks like dad is going domestic commie this Christmas. He's putting the plasma T.V. in the living room!
3. Come on! Be a domestic commie and share your toys with me. I always let you play with mine!

domestic commie by anonymous101lol February 17, 2014

Domestic Diva 

A housewife who is beautiful and fabulous but hard-working. Making a fashion statement while doing housework is must! She's usually multi-tasking by taking care of the kids, cooking, cleaning, sweeping, mopping, etc. while wearing her cute lil aprons and high-heeled shoes. It's all about looking good while doing it!

Meagan is always prancing around in the kitchen like a domestic diva. She makes housework look fun!

Domestic Diva by Mea143 November 27, 2010

Domestic Volume Index 

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

Domestic Volume Index by TimThomas June 11, 2009

domestic prostitution

Domestic prostitution- When one trades sex in exchange for housing, food, utilities, possibly car insurance. Differing from one who trades sex directly for cash. Can an unspoken agreement or the John can be completely unknowing. Domestic prostitutes often lack morals and or integrity.

To avoid working a regular job, Jane starts having sex with John (whom she does not have feelings for). Because she knows that he will pay her bills and she won't have to work a job. (Domestic-In home, Prostitute-Person who has sex for money=Domestic prostitution)

domestic prostitution by DemonDaddy November 28, 2013

domestic violence 

Violence or otherwise physical abuse of one's spouse or partner. It is generally done by men to women, but women can also be abusive.

Gest accused Minnelli of domestic violence.

Domestic violence is America's dirty little secret. It can be done by a husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or life partner.

The incidence of domestic violence is higher in ALL minority groups and certain groups of immigrants.

Children who grow up in homes with domestic violence are greatly affected. The girls are likely to accept abuse as a norm in relationships and the boys continue the cycle of abuse.

domestic violence by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Domestic bliss 

Food shopping, dusting, vacuuming halls,
Bill paying, lunch bagging, making the calls. Fixing the shower, hanging the blinds, folding the clothes and hangin on lines. What could be better then all of this?? You got it my friend it’s domestic bliss!!

laughing while we’re washing dishes together is such domestic bliss!

Home is where your heart has domestic bliss

Domestic bliss by Rainybee December 10, 2018

Domestic High Five 

The act of distributing justice in a common household via the use of one's open handed gavel upon their spouse's facial bone structure.

What do you mean my supper isn't ready? I guess you want a domestic high five...

Domestic High Five by penicillengranny87 April 4, 2011