dialing the pink telephone 

female masturbation

my wife was always dialing the pink telephone, citing my shortcomings

dialing the pink telephone by bungcork June 15, 2009

Shit Dialing 

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

Shit Dialing by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

Sped Dialing 

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.

1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.

Sped Dialing by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009

butt dialing 

See ghost dialing

Butt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.

butt dialing by 4young March 6, 2017

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

Reverse Drunk Dialing by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

dump dialing 

Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.

Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!

dump dialing by Dump Dialers Annonymous November 14, 2006

Boob Dialing 

N. Boob dialing occurs when one has one's cell phone very close to one's boobs, and when one (or perhaps both) boob/s manage to hit "send" and therefore dials someone's number. Akin to butt dialing, except with the boob/s instead. Considerations: Perhaps someone has thoughts on joining these two works to create just one, "boobdialing".

"Mom, why do you have all these missed calls? Have you been boob dialing people again?!"

Boob Dialing by Lexiconlover September 22, 2014