Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Erection Detection by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

Sexual Detention

Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.

My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!

Sexual Detention by Robanes August 8, 2009

Reddit Detective 

People on Reddit who think they are smarter than they are and over analyze evidence and come up with a flimsy at best explanations. Most of the time they start the spread of false information and end up hurting the case.

Person #1: I FIGURED OUT WHO KILLED BECKY!
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.

Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.

Person #2: How do you know this?

Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.

Person #2: Thats it?

Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?

Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.

Reddit Detective by Weirdo Sheep September 17, 2017

Autocorrect Defect 

When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.

Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!

Autocorrect Defect by autosnorrect June 16, 2011

Metal Detecting 

Dorky looking, but an awesome hobby where you find coins and jewelry while beach combing.

Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!

Metal Detecting by Davydone March 6, 2009

Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed

Detective Conan is, by far, the best Anime show

Detective Conan by Arutsuro May 13, 2007

detective pikachu 

A Pokémon movie that’s way better than it deserved to be

Wanna come and watch Detective Pikachu with me tomorrow?

detective pikachu by GoodDoggo5555 May 9, 2019