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Compensated Dating 

Translated from the Japanese word, 「援助交際 」or "Enjo-kōsai." Compensated Dating is a term used to describe young women going on dates with older men in exchange for money or gifts. These dates often end in sexual activities. It is a form of prostitution, however most women who participate in Enjo-kōsai do not view themselves as prostitutes.

Although this term originated in Japan, compensated dating has spread to other East Asian countries and has even stretched to the USA under the phrases sugar daddy and sugar baby.

See enjo kosai.
Friend A: You're doing compensated dating? Isn't that really horrible and shady?!

Friend B: What does it matter? These older men are giving me a shit ton of money.
Compensated Dating by ixaa September 18, 2016
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darling pan 

The paring of Wendy Darling and Peter Pan, generally based on the show Once Upon A Time.
darling pan by Idkjustsomestuff January 9, 2015

Mittens & Darling 

In a world, where good cop meets nice cop... you have, Officers Mittens & Darling. Their sole motivation for entering law enforcement came from the same cause. Taking down the person responsible for killing their ethnic families. Baron von Grant. Grant, a Nazi sympathizer, is hellbent on seeing through a plan he calls "the Paco-ronus". A badly punned usage of the Harry Potter spell Patronus; where he intends to build a wall along the border. Davis dipping all "undesirables" in the process... Luckily for humanity, Officer Mittens & Darling are both white, and take him out for ice cream and tickles instead.
If it weren't for the adorable Mittens & Darling, I'd probably have a hot Takis up my dickhole right about now.

Kill your darlings 

“In writing, you must kill your darlings.” --William Faulkner

This literary advice refers to the dangers of an author using personal favorite elements. While these may hold special meaning for the author, they can cause readers to roll their eyes for reasons such as:

-Purple prose
-Narm
-Egregious overuse of a word or phrase
Did he seriously just use the word "egregious" up there? Dude, kill your darlings.
Kill your darlings by FeO2 October 15, 2012

pre-dating

Pre-dating is the period of time before a couple becomes official. It often includes a significant amount of hanging out, flirting, and often times arouses suspicion amongst friends of either or both parties. Also see talking.
Friend #1: You and John have been hanging out alot lately, are you guys dating???
Friend #2: No, we're pre-dating.
pre-dating by Chontel J September 23, 2005

Fake dating 

When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain
I can't believe Sara and Tony are fake dating again.

daring colors

wearing loud colors while committing crimes,
trying to avoid someone or playing any thing like doge ball.

1.yellow
2.red
3.pink
4.orange
5.purple

people would see you coming a mile away.
Tim:wow dirk must have big balls or really daring.

Gerald: why is that ?

Tim: he just robbed a bank with Daring colors on.

Gerald:what was he wearing ?

Tim: a pink bandanna orange & purple shirt

with red sneakers and yellow skinny jeans

Gerald: in broad daylight, he must want to get caught

and has no sense in how to dress.