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damned idiot 

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.
That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.
damned idiot by LivingHell October 22, 2004
Related Words
Damoed Damond Dammed damned damodar dafoed dagoed Damed damedas dammed off

Damned Dirty Dave 

Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.
Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.

On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy 

Pronounced: On Bro-dEE Mc-Joe-DEE Da-boe-DEE

"McJoedie Daboedy" is an emphatic addendum used to amplify the seriousness or truthfulness of a statement. It's like taking the sincerity of "On God" and injecting it with a shot of whimsical absurdity. When someone drops a "On Brodie McJoedie Daboedy" after making a claim or expressing a strong opinion, it's their way of saying, "I am not joking around, my friend. This is the absolute truth, and I stake my imaginary Scottish heritage and nonsensical rhyming powers on it." So, next time someone tells you something and they say "McJoedie Daboedy," you better believe it, or face the wrath of their imaginary bagpipe-wielding ancestors.
Person 1:" you u tryna run some Star Citizen later?"
Person 2: "FOR SURE M8"
Person 1: "I don't believe you, say on Brodie McJoedie Daboedy"
Person 2: " ON BRODIE MCJOEDIE DABOEDY I WILL PLAY STAR CITIZEN WITH YOU"

Beaver Damned 

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.
I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.
Beaver Damned by teffie-phd April 29, 2010
He's an overall amazing person. True daddy material. Damond usually has a large penis. He's one of the funniest people you'll meet. He'll keep you smiling at day and leave you sore at night. There's never a dull moment when you're around him. The ladies love him and he knows it.
Omg, look at Damond, he's looking daddyish today
Damond by Pojeit076 January 5, 2017
Doomed and condemned to a life in hell.

By defenition, hell is a place of eternal torment and fire. Beyond a fathomable human pain. A sea of fire, filled with burning people on the brink of what would be a natural death, but who never die. A total absence from God, comfort as retreated to a safer place, relief is such a painful thing because it is so close, but impossible to reach.

Imagine going to the California coast, and looking out at a clear ocean, no boats yet, because it's 7:00 AM, only the little old lady collecting shells.

Now imagine that whole ocean as a sea of fire, filled wih the stench of burning flesh and brimstone, including, instead of the few jumping fish, and awesome number of people using their last vestiges of strength to escape this eternal torment for but one fraction of a second. The constant sound of the sea washing against the shore is replaced by unimaginible amounts of screaming, people in so much pain as to simply see it would cause even the least emotional Gothic to break down in tears end never stop waking up screaming in bed for the rest of his life.

Now imagine the greatest pain you've ever experienced in your life. Couple it with the pain of even one limb being burned, then multiply it by a billion. Then add to it the fact that this pain, this torture, that you would normally withdraw from to a safer place, will never subside, no matter how much you cry, weep, confess, and curse.

A place made by God as a punishment for the rouge angel Lucifer (see Satan), who some people senselessly worship. Satan is bringing as many people down to this unimaginable torture as he can by introducing sin into the world. Songs, movies, and the internet are his outlets. He has caused people to believe that hell will be a big party, full of drinking, sex, and other forms of sinful fun, even causing some to commit suicide to get there.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
damned by Phrigajiblenoghip May 24, 2004