dafoed

To be shocked or surprised by a large penis that was not always a shocker of a penis but grew into one due to a long duration of un-use. Again this is not a reasonably big penis but one that could easily be mistaken as a baseball bat if it was seen at a quick glance in the vicinity of a neighbourhood park.

I opened the unlocked mens bathroom door and was dafoed. I thought it was going to attack me or sweep kick me if I wasnt careful.

by brylan April 28, 2007

Willem Dafoe

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

by Healthy guy enthusiast November 25, 2020

Willem dafoe

Brilliant character actor with a chiseled face tailor made for portraying a villain.which he did in the 1985 movie "to live and die in la" with his portrayal of counterieter Eric Masters. He's well known for his portrayal of Sgt elias in 1987s "platoon"as well as his role in "the last temptation of christ"

Willem dafoe has had a long time affiliation with the 'wooster project' an off off broadway theater ensemble.

by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021

Defoed

The act of having a midnight dalliance with a professional football player

Danielle lloyd has been defoed once again

by dariamorgandorfer January 12, 2011

Dafoe

In light of the quite fantastic actor Willem Dafoe, a two-syllable word was created to explain something beyond comprehension and can be used in any situation to substitute or accentuate elongated and profane remarks. In a very extreme situation, one that might cause sever trauma and soiling, one is allowed to repeat the first sound and say, "Jeez!, I mean, goddammit, fuckin woah, that's....de de dede do de da, Dafoe!"

To substitute: "Holy Bitchly Ball Bite Cunting Chewy Shit Fuckee!", the message will be just as clear with, "Dafoe."

Or, to accentuate: "Jesus Christ on a Crusty Coackroach Cracker, that's Dafoe!"

by Prof. Matthew Puett December 6, 2004

Daffed

To get Drunk As Fuck

Jaap: Whoa dude, what happened last night?

Grant: Dude, we got daffed!

by Granth January 18, 2009

Sneaky Dafoe

the act of seeing Willem Dafoe in two or more back to back movies, without knowing he starred or co-starred in either.

Dude, a Sneaky Dafoe happened to me last night

by TheRandomNumber September 20, 2017