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To be shocked or surprised by a large penis that was not always a shocker of a penis but grew into one due to a long duration of un-use. Again this is not a reasonably big penis but one that could easily be mistaken as a baseball bat if it was seen at a quick glance in the vicinity of a neighbourhood park.

I opened the unlocked mens bathroom door and was dafoed. I thought it was going to attack me or sweep kick me if I wasnt careful.

dafoed by brylan April 28, 2007

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Willem Dafoe

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

Willem Dafoe by Healthy guy enthusiast November 25, 2020

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Willem dafoe

Brilliant character actor with a chiseled face tailor made for portraying a villain.which he did in the 1985 movie "to live and die in la" with his portrayal of counterieter Eric Masters. He's well known for his portrayal of Sgt elias in 1987s "platoon"as well as his role in "the last temptation of christ"

Willem dafoe has had a long time affiliation with the 'wooster project' an off off broadway theater ensemble.

Willem dafoe by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021

Defoed

The act of having a midnight dalliance with a professional football player

Danielle lloyd has been defoed once again

Defoed by dariamorgandorfer January 12, 2011

Dafoe

In light of the quite fantastic actor Willem Dafoe, a two-syllable word was created to explain something beyond comprehension and can be used in any situation to substitute or accentuate elongated and profane remarks. In a very extreme situation, one that might cause sever trauma and soiling, one is allowed to repeat the first sound and say, "Jeez!, I mean, goddammit, fuckin woah, that's....de de dede do de da, Dafoe!"

To substitute: "Holy Bitchly Ball Bite Cunting Chewy Shit Fuckee!", the message will be just as clear with, "Dafoe."

Or, to accentuate: "Jesus Christ on a Crusty Coackroach Cracker, that's Dafoe!"

Dafoe by Prof. Matthew Puett December 6, 2004

Daffed

To get Drunk As Fuck

Jaap: Whoa dude, what happened last night?

Grant: Dude, we got daffed!

Daffed by Granth January 18, 2009

Sneaky Dafoe

the act of seeing Willem Dafoe in two or more back to back movies, without knowing he starred or co-starred in either.

Dude, a Sneaky Dafoe happened to me last night

Sneaky Dafoe by TheRandomNumber September 20, 2017

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026