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cunt punt 

/n/ The proverbial description of the appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards.

/v/ To administer an appropriate reaction to an adult female's failure to behave or act within acceptable social or cultural standards by swiftly and powerfully striking her vagina with your foot in an upward kicking motion of sufficient force and velocity to lift her off the ground.
"Did you hear about how Cali bumped uglies with her b.f.'s brother? She deserves the ol' cunt punt for that! Bitch!!"

"Are you still seeing Mike?"
"No. I stole his credit cards and ran up a total of $16,000 in charges on his ass. So he broke up with me after he gave me a badass cunt punt."
"Sounds like you had it coming, girl!"

cunt-punt 

Just give her a cunt-punt
cunt-punt by Wiggles January 9, 2005

Cuntpunter 

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.
"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"
Cuntpunter by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008

running cunt punt 

the act of a woman pissing you off so bad that you get a running start and kick her directly in her vagina while yelling its good!!!!!!
i was telling a story at lunch and that bitch kept trying to one up me so i took a couple steps back ran towards her and gave her a running cunt punt. i bet she will never do that again.

Cunt Punt 

the act of kicking a female in the cunt due to being very angry at them or for laughs.
Dude my cousin ate my food I had in the fridge so I cunt punted her.
Cunt Punt by Kelol March 13, 2009

Cunt Punt 

To kick a female in the Vagina
"hey Jana...Cunt Punt!"
"Oh my god!"
Cunt Punt by RawrRizzo January 23, 2009