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Cot Jockey 

Ambulance driver. Usually characterized by their NREMT patch and window decal. Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pager.
It took 2 crews of cot jockeys to load their fat ass in that ambulance.
Cot Jockey by John Wesley February 9, 2008
Romanian orphan, so called because of TV footage always showing them doe-eyed and biting the edges of their cots.
cot biter by Ronan Maddock September 25, 2006

cot dang 

can be used in a variety of ways either positively or negatively, as a remark of suprise, or awe or anythin of the like if that make sum sense
" cot dang brotha wud up wit dat funky as all fuck eye patch you be rockin?

"oh shit, cot dang yo, a brother jus got invited up ta tha playboy mansion n sheet" :P
cot dang by reverberationist September 19, 2009

cot's assault 

the act of catching a older guy beyond his 30 flirting with younger girls, usually a man that likes younger teenagers around their 18 because of his trauma of staying younger because of self esteem problems of his childhood like not getting any cute girl on middleschool or not gettin' any type of girl at all.
OMG that's cot's assault, ugly men that is flirting with my young sister , he looks so pathetic
cot's assault by no to chikibaby December 13, 2010

cot damn 

same as "god damn!"
cot damn by Neven Mrgan January 18, 2003

cot crawler 

Adult who dates somebody way to young for them. Similar to a cradle snatcher but with a difference in age that borders on paedofilia.
I'm not saying it's wrong but she was only a foetus when that cot crawler started collecting his pension.
cot crawler by rippenburn May 18, 2018