When you are confronted by someone high on cocaine, who will not shut up or let you leave, because they are so high and won't stop talking/fidgeting and cornering you into unwanted conversation.
Man, last night in Hollywood, some douchebag coke cornered me and I couldn't talk to that hot chick again to get her number.
To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.
I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.
My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?