The act of performing substandard contractor work while simultaneously screwing the client out of large sums of money.
Man, Bob's roof still isn't finished.
You didn't hear? His contractor cordered him
That's low, what kind of scumbag corders a man like that
You didn't hear? His contractor cordered him
That's low, what kind of scumbag corders a man like that
by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010
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Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"
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*Watching the butt-flogging montage in The Shawshank Redemption*
"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."
"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
"Man, there goes Andy with his broom again. You'd think he was the only piece of ass in all of Shawshank."
"Yeah, these butt cowboys have already cornered and cornholed this dude a dozen times."
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