Divide and Conquer 

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.

Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.

Divide and Conquer by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009

divide and conquer 

When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.

Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.

divide and conquer by Deboe August 31, 2008

to conquer the ladybug 

situation where 2 people are dressed as a bumblebee and a ladybug. the two participants take part in an epic battle of species after which the participant dressed as bumblebee shows his victory by having sex with the ladybug.

to conquer the ladybug: when dave came home from work he conquered the ladybug and got some sleep

to conquer the ladybug by /*whoopwhoop*/ November 24, 2015

Divide & Conquer 

When a man is talking/texting multiple women and is loyal to all them, those beautiful goddesses.. and dominating I'm the bedroom, just don't get caught! ;)

Another Divide & Conquer Variation Definition:
When a Pimp/Player/Top G sweet talks & makes loves to multiple women...

When a woman describes a player:

"All that man does is divide and conquer women."
Or when a man uses it,
"I divide and conquer women, they all adore and love me." As the Man said presumably
Top G shit

Divide & Conquer by RumHamm November 18, 2022

Command and Conquer 

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

Command and Conquer by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018

David de lá Conquer 

Ginger

Watch out it’s the gingerbreadman... David de lá Conquer

David de lá Conquer by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019

On a mission to conquer 

Obsessed and working 24/7 on taking over an industry/industries

He’s on a mission to conquer

On a mission to conquer by Ksnsbb June 18, 2025