comcast 

a really great cable company. very cheap, too. i have internet and tv cable from them and only pay $66 a month for both. the internet is really fast, and the on-demand feature is great.

Bob went to the video store to rent a movie but could not find it. I watched it on Comcast

comcast by SexyLexie April 8, 2007

comcast 

Comcast is a really great cable, internet, and phone company. It is very reliable, and their customer service is GREAT! If my internet ever goes down, they have it up and running within an hour. The On Demand features are great as well!.. I've learned dating tips, dance moves, and how to play guitar through watching things On Demand. I highly recommend it, love love love my comcast. It really is COMCASTIC. Also sometimes the prices seem unreasonable, but they aren't.. comcast is SOOO worth it!

Hey dude Comcast completes me, it really is Comcastic!

comcast by flimsyfloo March 12, 2008

Comcast 

Comcast, better known as Com-cunt, is an evil son of a fucking bitch that nobody cares but the company.

An evil son of a bitch takes over the whole fucking universe.

...A.k.a The Shit.

1) Quick! We need to destroy Comcast or we'll be doomed!!

Comcast by RealSparky0320 February 23, 2019

Comcast 

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had

Comcast is slow as fuck

Comcast by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023

Comcast Gambit 

The untimely and prolonged malfunction of an internet connection resulting in great inconvenience, such as the forfeiture of an online chess match/tournament. Dubbed by the chess master and Youtube personality Jerry (ChessNetwork).

This phrase is a merging of two terms: the terrible internet provider (Comcast) with the chess term (gambit), a tactical and deliberate sacrifice of a chess piece. However, the Comcast Gambit is unique from all others in that it fails to be either voluntary or tactical.

1. Marcellus, with the black pieces, found himself in a superior position with a time advantage in a blitz chess match. To his opponent's relief, the Comcast Gambit was then played, resulting in an immediate win for white.

2. After completing his essay final by 11:55 pm, Leland proceeded to submit it online before the 11:59 pm deadline. However, his shoddy internet service was down -- a textbook Comcast Gambit.

Comcast Gambit by Sinchronize January 2, 2013

comcast housemates

when five formerly heterosexual college-age men, all hot studs, get horny for each other and live together in a house where they get phone, internet and cable television service from telecommunications giant comcast corp, and pay for it by sucking each other off, all while bickering amongst themselves.

i'll need to see your credit scores if you want to rent this property. i want to make sure you can pay me rent and aren't just a couple of goddamn comcast housemates.

comcast housemates by Charleez September 23, 2007

Comcast Cable 

- a cable "service" that sends people to fix the problem by pretending they are checking the frequency on your dvr, then unplugging it and plugging it back in again, which you could have done yourself, then proceeding to charge you 28$ for it.

-begins in a semi-functional state, then deteriorates overtime.

-representatives are trained to be extremely polite, in order to make up for lack of effective service.

-leading cause of homocide.

bill came home in a great mood, turned on Comcast Cable and tried to watch the same program on his DVR 20 times last week, he is currently incarcerated for firebombing several Comcast enemy bases, and raping executives in the parking lot.

Comcast Cable by casperthedopestghostintown February 13, 2010