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word copier 

A douchebag who reads a word on www.urbandictionary.com and then coppies it almost word for word, BUT... now heres the kicker..... they change maybe one word or so that way it's a little bit different. These people have no shame (or life) and can't think of anything better to do than copy things like dictionary definitions. in fact, this definition will be copied by one of these people in a week
if you are a word copier, then give me a blumpkin please
Simply a wonderful Person. Always wants to help people even at her own risk. Great listener. Super cute and is as successful as everybody wants to be in life.
A: i wish My girlfriend would listen to Me..
B: oh go and find yourself a Colien!
colien by Examiner345 February 22, 2017

cobweb crack 

oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.
"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."
cobweb crack by jerry james June 25, 2007

Drop Off Some Cosbies 

Taking a shit. "Cosbies" refers to the Cosby Show, in which Bill Cosby had approximately fifteen kids. You can replace "Cosby" with the name of one of the kids from the show, i.e. - "Dropping Off A Theo" to indicate a large dump, or "Dropping Off a Rudy" to indicate a smaller turd.
Goddamn man, pull the car over, I need to drop off some Cosbies.
Drop Off Some Cosbies by JohnsoroATL December 21, 2004

cobweb dick 

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.
Cobey is very hot and sexy cobey gets all the girls and thinks he’s cool which is true cobey has curly hair and smells like fresh expensive man-perfume all the time (smell him now check) cobey also rejects girls cause he know there’s only one he can have Cobey is sexy...
Person 1 : cobey is hot
Person 2: I know
Cobey by Personyouknow. October 7, 2020