Deep Choding

Man Is laying face down massage style.

Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.

She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.

At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.

That Bitch was deep choding for hours.

Deep Choding by Chode master C February 7, 2018

chain-choding 

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )

When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.

chain-choding by Brad Polino January 2, 2013

Choking Victim 

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.

Choking V
Morning G
LOC
You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim

Choking Victim by FlakAttack August 27, 2006

Choking Dog 

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.

The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.

Choking Dog by TV CAR March 20, 2010

Choosing 

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle

I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.

Choosing by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

Choloing

The act of deceptively telling a slutty hoe you have lost your phone by using your buddies phone, via text, so that she believes your new number is his number.

They are choloing that hoes number because she went crazy after giving Clint a BJ behind the dumpster of Red Lobster.

Choloing by Clintus Maximus May 31, 2011

chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.

The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.

chicken choking by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014