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canyon crack 

WHEN SOMEONES ASS CHEEKS ARE SO FAR APART THEIR ASS CRACK LOOKS LIKE A CANYON...
BITCCHHHH DID YOU SEE HER CANYON CRACK

Canyon lake high school 

A high school that is lucky enough to be attended by Dean.
Literally everyone: “Canyon lake high school is so lucky. That Dean kid is unbearably,

damn sexy.”

Canyon Crest

Pretty much the most gangsta place in Orange County California. CC Resides in the borough of Mission Viejo where everyone is so G that no one can walk around at night. Here they roll around in their parents' BMW and Mercedez Benzs and bump out to 102.7 KIIS FM as they roll through the many speed bumps. They be busting caps in those motha fucka rent-a-cops and do some hardcore toilet papering in the middle of the night. Their gang hangout is called "The Clubhouse" where they participate in water sports and hustle on the pool table. They eat out of the vending machines and sometimes they have to use the pay phone if they left their rockin cell phone at their mansion. DON'T GO HERE UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET SHOT! FOO!
Man i hate going to canyon crest, whenever i go there my car always gets stolen!

Damn Walnut Grove is so ghetto, they have like 3 speed bumps on that road...shiiiieeet.

I hope my brother lets me borrow his razor scooter so we can hit up Canyon Crest Clubhouse and watch free cable. With white people!

Canyon Yodeling 

When a male or female administers cunnilingus on some realy tasty poontang. Lots of moaning involved.
Bianca loves it when I go Canyon Yodeling in her wet valley. She tends to scream in Brazilian Portuguese when I do that.
Canyon Yodeling by Pepper November 2, 2004

canyon cunt 

A vagina so incredibly wide that it resembles the grand canyon.
This bitch had the worst case of CC i have ever seen i was fisting her no problem!
canyon cunt by Hartford Steamer February 16, 2004

Canyon Lake, TX 

1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.

2. Where your dealer lives.
"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"