CAF 

Chicks are fucked. Used when a female demonstrates how much they can make life a real pain in the ass.

A: And then she told me that she couldn't suck it because she was considering the convent.

B: CAF

CAF by Bengo April 24, 2006

CAF 

CAF-Chill As Fuck (noun) Ultimate state of Chill, an example of something going just right. People, places, and things can all be CAF. Only the most easy going and level headed people can be classified as CAF. Those who are NOT CAF can not co-exist witht hose who have learned the art of CAF.

"Dude that party last night was totally CAF."

"To get girls man, all you gotta do is be CAF"

CAF by Sloan [CAF] October 26, 2007

caf 

chill as fuck.

dude last night i was fiddling with my stick.
bro thats so caf almost as chill as women making sandwhiches.

caf by broskilaxerbro411 November 20, 2010

caf 

caf kaf, kahf
-noun, plural cafs
1. creepy ass fuck
2. men in bathrobes on omegle
3. theatre kids

normal person: "this is a caf-free zone. you have to leave."
caf: "what's a caf?"
normal person: "i can't tell you, but you have to leave."

caf by delaybay May 24, 2011

CAF 

Acronym for cheap ass fuck

Dude that party was CAF they had no brew

CAF by JUMPMAN760 April 28, 2010

CAF 

Childish As Fuck

Man, you are acting CAF right now!

CAF by stahlbal September 11, 2010

CAF 

A New drug illegally imported in the UK and USA which consists of 25% Hash and 75% Brown Herbs.

1) The name for this new drug is CAF. When using this in a sentence you say " Mate I'm just getting some CAF and i'll be back soon"
or " i'll pop back just getting some CAF".

CAF by Lesaw44 October 22, 2012