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Bumbling Fool 

A Person who sits around being a smartass or talks like an idiot to the present population.
Bumbling Fool by TheSam____Man December 1, 2022

CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE 

A date that revolves around the true name of the dating service BUMBLE.
WOLFE this surely is a CUSTOMARY BUMBLING DATE as you need to directly address that STINKY BUMHOLE where the property rights belongs to the BEAUTIFUL RIMMIN' of the world.

bumalingus 

The process by which someone talks out of their arse on frequent occasions and spills a bullshit story of such mammoth magnitude and bollocks that is is obvious that what is coming out of his/her mouth is utter cod shit.

A master of such verbal communication and one which uses such oral regularly would be a bumalinguist.
An extreme example using exclamation would be...

Mr X, "I drank 30 pints of a well known strong Belgian beer last night, invented the typewriter and found a cure for cancer, which I appear to have misplaced, whilst having sex with no less than 5 A List Celebrities".

Mr Y, "Smells like BUMALINGUS, tosser."
bumalingus by M.J.T. April 9, 2008

Fumble-Bumbling

The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.
Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
Fumble-Bumbling by gsepfalz January 9, 2011

Bum Holing 

Bum Holing is the art of sucking up to ones boss.
(Worker 1) What was Myles doing talking to Mark?

(Worker 2) Oh he was just Bum Holing him
Bum Holing by Carp 666 February 4, 2010

bummeling 

it is like geting a pummelinng but in the but.
when i was in prison the squirrel man gave a such a bummeling that i could not sit down for a week.
bummeling by Chris February 6, 2005