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Chode broker 

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
Chode broker by peetypablo January 1, 2012

smoke broker 

Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.
"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
smoke broker by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

dick broker

From stockbroker: A person is who is/or is acting like a homo.
Skip: "I just finsished all of Ayn Rand's books"

Pete: "Dude. You're such a dick broker."
dick broker by Pytor November 2, 2006

Buttock-broker 

You better pay your money or my buttock-broker is going to beat you.
Buttock-broker by Phil678 July 16, 2019

sugar broker 

Crack Dealer or Prostitute.
I'll hook you up bro, let me call my sugar broker.
sugar broker by Big Poppa 87 November 6, 2014

meme broker

A person, usually insane, who makes and uploads memes to the internet. They are usually either fourteen year olds or 40 year olds.
That kid is the best meme broker I've ever met!
meme broker by DHBoi April 21, 2018