right-brained 

A person who is "right-brained" is said to be more intuitive, thoughtful, and subjective.

Her characteristics revealed she thought as a right-brained person.

right-brained by Sher4156 June 19, 2017

Shogoth brained cuthulu spawn 

A really good substitute swear word

Person 1: yo mama fat
Person 2: go away you shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

Shogoth brained cuthulu spawn by I behind you March 17, 2019

three brained eyeball 

When you have a baby with your third-cousin

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball

three brained eyeball by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021

Genshin brained 

Description of actions taken by those who have played Genshin Impact on their phones for hours at a time.

1. Being quick to judge or dismissive of something based on its surface-level qualities, even being willing to denounce it based on those surface-level qualities.
2. Claiming generally facetious actions that take a long period of time over several days are all similar in experience.

"I don't wanna be Genshin brained about this new season--I'll watch the first three episodes before giving up on it."
"Did you just claim that watching Attack On Titan Season 1 in 3 days and watching all of Ouran High School in 5 days are different? That's a pretty Genshin brained thing to do."

Genshin brained by MidDiluc June 30, 2021

Lame brained 

Foggy headed.
Inability to think.
Brain dead.
Out of sorts.
Stooper.
Without thought.

"I don't know bro. Give me a minute to think about it. I woke up lame brained. I had a long night ."

"What's taking you soo to answer my question? It's not Chinese arithmetic. You need to lay off the spice man. That shit has you lame brained."

Lame brained by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

Big Brained 

Said mockingly to describe people (like politicians and intellectuals) who use double-think, conceptualism and mental gymnastics to convince people of things that go against common sense and their own interests, but can also refer to plans or "solutions" which are unnecessarily convoluted. Usually such plans/"solutions" are intentionally complicated for the purpose of hiding ulterior motives.

"The solution is simple, but these big brained politicians have to make everything complicated."

"You have to be pretty big brained to understand that 1 and 1 is actually 11, and not 2."

"Intellectuals want to implement their big brained plans to engineer society."

Big Brained by SpermDonor June 14, 2018

Tea Brained 

Having the political intellect of a sack of dried leaves.

The tea brained flock to anyone shouting taxes are too high like pigeons.

Tea Brained by freerangegeek August 5, 2010