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Bloomington 

A city in Indiana, about sixty miles south of Indy, that is home to the last remaining population of liberals in the entire state, and also home to Indiana University. A fairly nice, clean town that seems contradictory to Gary and Indianapolils.

Unfortunatly, while a great place for liberals, Bloomington does have it's flaws. Gasoline here is an average of ten cents higher than the entire midwestern united states. I once drove from Bloomington to Denver and didn't see gas any more expensive than in Bloomington.

Also, due to the large population of collage students, traffic is a nightmare during the school year, and it's always better to drive around the south side of town than to cut through campus. In the summer, the students leave, traffic subsides, and the residents timidly emerge from the shelter of their houses and go back to their lives.

Unfortunatly, without collage students to worry about, the police department can focus all of their energy on going after residents, so don't expect to get away with anything while the students are gone.

Overall, I reccomend it if you already live in Indiana and want to get the fuck out of some shithole like Gary, but don't move here from any other state.
Resident 1: Dude, we should totally buy some health food and go smoke weed in the back of our VW Bus.

Resident 2: Dude, totally.

Resident 1: Totally, Bloomington is so groovy.
Bloomington by Ark_gamer May 9, 2006
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Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.
I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.
bloofing by Arazmo December 3, 2018

Blooming fupa 

When the fupa has worked it’s way down to the inner bikini line with a full blown blooming bush
While sitting at the pool, Becky leaned forward for the skittle that she dropped and Johnny noticed her blooming fupa trying to escape out the side of her new 2 piece.
Blooming fupa by @b3leo July 22, 2019
A bloobin who bloobs all over the place with his bloobness
Its Bloobin Time
bloobin by CrispyBits April 10, 2023

Blooming Knicker Bacon

The wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top accentuated by a heavy menstrual period.
Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her raw and blooming knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose, whereupon she left a heavily-deposited reddish tinge of bitch-funk on my face.
the action of the hunt of the mamary glands. If one is to be slaped by one of the female gender this is considered a compliment. usually practiced in mating season.
im going boobing
let me come
boobing by jiga the nigga December 12, 2004

Bloomington 

The coolest campustown in Indiana. Also the city of random sirens and loud trains at midnight.
Brad: Dude, it's 3 am. Did you hear that train?
Rodrigo: Relax, dude, we're in Bloomington.
Bloomington by lakeeffect22 June 25, 2008