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Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
blitzed by alex shuts up April 11, 2006
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blizzered 

a way of saying you smoked a blunt.
me and pac smoked a blizzered
blizzered by dpgaughen44 November 16, 2006
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syn. of "cool"
"Want something to drink?"
"No, thanks. I'm blizzen."
blizzen by Sean December 23, 2003
Being relly high, or wasted to the point of having no words to decribe it.
I drank a 60 of whiskey, i'm so wasted.
Blitzed by j/a June 29, 2003
This means that you are so fucking high! You have smoked at least 5 joints, and some blunts(ya!!)...It Just means that you are so high! Live On!
420,
The High Society!
Yo, I'm so Blitzed!
Fuck..I'm A Blitzted Out Bitch!
Punk Ass Blitzer!
Blitzed by Jenny September 26, 2004
the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public
My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny
Blitzed by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020
the most intense sex you can have while high
Beani and i were so blitzed last night
Blitzed by chimera012 June 11, 2013