Baking Donuts

Some horrible, but unspecified low point in one's existence.(From a Mark Leyner novel, i believe My Cousin, My Gastrointerologist)

Guy 1: Say man, is everything OK? I heard you've been baking donuts.

Guy 2: Who told you that?!? They're lying! I can't tell you how hurt I am that you believed such an outrageous rumor.

Baking Donuts by crescent fresh May 23, 2006

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Baking Soda Addict

One who is extremely obsessed with baking soda and cant get enough of it!

Some kid named Amanda:Hey, why are you eating that box of baking soda?

Some guy named Jerome:I dont know, its just..good! I cant get enough. I'm a baking soda addict!

Some dude named Josh:Well hand that baking soda over, i want some!

*Some guy named Jerome pours baking soda in some dude named Josh`s hands as if they were sharing chips*

What a shame..

Baking Soda Addict by Doll Face August 18, 2006

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baking inbred

actively engaging in sexual relations between individuals classed as being too closely related to marry each other

my cuz ain't quite right in the head. i'm pretty sure my aunt and uncle were baking inbred.

your relatives from the backwoods look kinda off. they got small heads, strange faces and all kinda health issues. i think your fam been baking inbred.

damn man! your sister is fucking hot! if i were you i'd wanna be baking inbred with her fine ass.

baking inbred by jakeisjack November 22, 2020

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Baking a loaf

The need to take a shit.

C'mon, let's go.

Give me five. I need the bog. I'm really baking a loaf right now.

Baking a loaf by Shuaman February 1, 2021

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Baking Soggy

When you have sexual intercourse with a loaf of bread

I got fired from the bakery for baking soggy on the job

Baking Soggy by bluffuwu April 11, 2022

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Baking a twinkle cake

euphemism for gay sex

Candace: Where's Stephen?
Kelsey: Oh, he's baking a twinkle cake with Felipe.

Baking a twinkle cake by UChicoggles May 22, 2011

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baking a cake

It's the same thing as cup caking, just worded differently.

Spending a lot of time with a certain someone.

Usually referred towards guys with a certain someone.

"Is ____ coming out tonight?"
"No, he's at home baking a cake with his woman."

Cup caking

baking a cake by Metcalfe's Common Word! May 18, 2009

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