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shadow balling 

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?
shadow balling by Steel Can July 10, 2016

Dyson Air Balling 

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

Bellingham 

"The city of subdued excitement." A city in Northwest Washington that is more commonly on the front page of the New York Times, than its own Bellingham Herald. Infamous for Western Washington University, as well as D.C. snipers, a pipeline explosion, beautiful scenery, and some aging hippies.
"All those people up there in Bellingham vote for Ralph Nader."
Bellingham by Tim P April 16, 2006

colleen ballinger 

Is an amazing you tuber and creator of YouTube phenomenon, Miranda Sings. Her YouTube channel (phychosoprano) posts videos every Tuesday and Friday. On Tuesdays, she hosts Colleen's Corner, where her viewers ask her questions via the hashtag- #colleenscorner. On Fridays, she usually does a fun video, featuring her friends, her equally hilarious sister Rachel, or her boyfriend Joshua. (joshuadtv) In December she vloggs everyday with her family, her boyfriend and her friends. Also on her channel she posts bloopers of Miranda Videos and information about upcoming Miranda fun. Colleen is obsessed with Taco Bell, Beauty and the Beast/ anything Disney, and her family.
Random user: what's your favorite Disney song of all time? #colleenscorner

Colleen Ballinger: Isn't it obvious? *spontaneously starts singing "something there" from Beauty and the Beast*
To full of money,
To be rich.
Yo, dat ricer is balling.
balling by Anonymous June 27, 2003

balling up rules 

in Toronto, they literally have balling up rules.
In Toronto we literally have balling up rules. If the spliff is ita, don't even pass it to me. If we link to ball up and you don't even have your own, like I – I'm not passing my ting to you, styll. Please, if you put a filter on your splizzy or your blizzy, no don't even pass that shit to me. And everyone knows like, if you don't really like the person you better have your own fully splizzy, you know, because we're not sharing. If your grabba smells funny, and we all know that one person who swears they have the best grabba and then it smells like crazy bad, like you know it's not hot, I'm not smoking it. Leave in the comments what other rules about balling up y'all have.
balling up rules by NishEC June 16, 2022