Augusta, GA 

A mid-sized shit hole that's half military and half arrogant assholes. The city borders the town of North Augusta, SC which allows a high influx of fucktards who can't drive. In fact nobody in or around Augusta can drive especially when it rains. If wet stuff falls from the sky, everyone in Augusta driving gets the palsy. It's also close to one of two of the largest gypsy camps (cousin-fucker facilities) in the continental US. During the course of the year outside of the one week the City cleans up (Master's), the murder and crime rate could rival that of a third world country. A major hub of child and illegal alien sex rings, Augusta has little to offer besides STDs, heavy drug use, DUI convictions (drunk or not) and getting shot or your ass beat brutally by thugs or one of Richmond Counties finest deputies.

"Man, I went Augusta, GA to masturbate on the green of The National's 5th hole and got mugged and ass raped by someone who looks like Tracy Morgan with trisomy 21."

Augusta, GA by BIG KENT April 12, 2016

Cesar Augustus

Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.

Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....

-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....

Cesar Augustus by Bicholas Nrady September 1, 2010

augustana 

a five guuy band wrote hit single BOSTON.music is alternative, indie, rock, whatever you want to call it.

boy 1: did you see augustana in concert lasst night?????
boy 2: duh. they rock, my socks.

augustana by euniceee July 18, 2006

Augusta 

A shit hole town in Georgia full of rednecks, racists, and assorted white trash. They host a little golf tournament in the Spring. That's the only thing the place has going for it. Full of crappy chain restaurants and the fat people that eat at them. One of the most corrupt cities anywhere. Just a very trashy and polluted city. The arm pit of The South.

I spent a month in Augusta and the only thing there was to do was go to Wal-mart and make fun of all the fat rednecks.

Augusta by FarmFresh July 17, 2009

Augusta, Georgia 

Town located just over the border of South Carolina, only filled with drunkards, idiots, drama-starters, prostitutes, junkies, and other assortment of people that suck ass. Only people that are unintelligent don't know to get the hell out of the town, and the people that do should be awarded with a Noble Piece Prize.

Also known as Disgusta because of the horrid weather conditions year-round and the pollution.

Dude 1: "So where did you go over break?"
Dude 2: "This town in Georgia called Augusta. I had to visit family there."
Dude 1: "Anything fun to do?"
Dude 2: "Not unless you find hanging out with a bunch of idiot rednecks that smell like piss and booze talk about how they were popular in school and dont realize that no one gives a damn now."
Augusta, Georgia Native: "Tell me about it."

Augusta, Georgia by EAceofspades February 26, 2011

Augusta 

Crappy little city that thinks it is so great due to the Augusta National golf course. Most of the population is four generations inbred. These people are so ignorant, that they don't really understand how stupid they really are. the other part of the population are people who moved there and cannot afford to leave due to the shitty third world wages.

There are old money families that own everything. The average wage is $8 an hour. Thus the plantation system still exists.

Most of the middle class works at The Savannah River Site in Aiken. This is the national nuclear waste dump, so Augusta has become the largest cancer cluster in the nation. being down river from S.R.S.

This is a filthy dump! avoid at all costs! The white residents blame everything on the "Yankees" and the black population blames everything on "Slavery". The people of African decent are as racist as the whites. But I was told "I'm black, I can't be racist!

Do us all a favor, have a civil war reenactment and use live ammo. This would definitely up the national gene pool. Maybe they could get a pay per view deal and pave the roads!

I am from Oregon and got asked what side we were on during the civil war. I never knew the west coast people were "Yankees". Apparently any grasp of the English language makes one a Yankee.

Augusta sucks Augusta Ga

Augusta by Get me outta here September 20, 2012

Augustana University 

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

Augustana University by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017