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Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an donkey (ass) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.
Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"
assbee by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 15, 2008

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Skank assed-hoe

A general (slut) of a female , who normally has rather low self esteem / attractivess, whom gives out sexual favoures 2 feel better about themselves.They also collect STD's like pokemon cards.
'' OMFG Donna just gives out hand jobs like a hooker''
''Dont worry about it, shes only a skank assed-hoe ''

Skank assed-hoe 1 '' Hey Sharleena, guess who just caught Herpies ''
Skank assed-hoe 2 '' You BiAtch, i havnt got that 1 yet ''
Passing normal girl '' Filthy dog ''

''Dont go behind the bike sheds, the skank assed-hoes are doing their 'bizzle' .
Skank assed-hoe by Aiden Bsw September 10, 2006

assdextrous

1. Possessing an exceptionally skilled posterior.

2. Ability to open doors with just one's ass.
John's hands were full but he needed to get through the door so he turned around and did the "clench and twist" and presto! Door open.
assdextrous by bigbaddave June 22, 2003
Assdere, an anime character who's a semi love interest, kind of like a tsundere but just an asshole.
Sasuke is really just an assdere.

Many people confuse an assdere for a tsundere
assdere by TrashTaku September 24, 2020

Buttery Assed 

This word is used in skateboarding when a trick is pulled off that was very smooth and easy looking. Like it took no try what so ever.
That Tre to lip slide was so buttery assed, You could of been on the phone when you did it.
Buttery Assed by J-Paul August 1, 2008