clay aiken 

the biggest joke to come out in the entertainment industry since Richard Simmons.

That hobbit from the Lord of the Rings looks like Clay Aiken

clay aiken by bonitas June 24, 2006

clay aiken 

The only truly successful American Idol contestant who must maintain ambiguity for fear of losing his hardcore fanbase of homophobic fundamentalist Christian females who don’t realize his performances are meant to be done in drag.

Clay Aiken fans like to lie to themeselves

clay aiken by MrWall September 3, 2007

Alastair Aiken 

He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.

WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!

Alastair Aiken

Alastair Aiken by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018

Clay Aiken 

Bland, innocuous pop singer with bad hair. Future star of elevators everywhere.

What is this insipid blather playing on the Muzak? Oh, I think it's Clay Aiken.

Clay Aiken by Sundaegirl October 4, 2005

clay aiken 

A man who possesses the qualities of a queer.

Person 1: Clay aikens gay?
Person 2: Agreed, Paco.

clay aiken by Cuddles McBalls December 12, 2006

Clay Aiken 

An absoutly horrid singer who lost American Idol and looks like a flounder (his eyes are crooked)

Hey! My fish looks like Clay Aiken!

Clay Aiken by Ali May 13, 2005

Clay Aiken 

A slang term used to describe a man as homosexual.

Man, Jeff is such a Clay Aiken...

Clay Aiken by Grand Master Lego April 3, 2005