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The Aikenhead
The 'Jasper Aikenhead' is a rather unusual specimen, however not easy to miss. He spends much of his time hanging from the ball-sack, suspended above a jacuzzi filled with turtle cum. When the turtle cum evaporates the 'Jasper Aikenhead' captures the fumes, usually inhaling them through a chalice made of rectuminal tissues. However, it is also known the evaporated turtle cum is used to pleasure the eye socket of the 'Jasper Aikenhead. When in the presence of a 'Jasper Aikenhead' a strong odour can be noticed, it varies, but most often it is a mixture of burnt camel piss and lightly shat second hand Quavers. In the unlikely event that the 'Jasper Aikenhead' has a penis (very unlikely event) it is typically very, very, very small. If a 'Jasper Aikenhead' feels threatened he can deploy his defence mechanism - shitting himself.
Crowd of people; AHHHHHH!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Jasper Aikenhead; *shits himself*
"Hey look, its The Aikenhead"
Jasper Aikenhead; *shits himself*
"Hey look, its The Aikenhead"
The Aikenhead by Mandingo Flamingo September 13, 2021
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Aitkenhead
Precise etymology, unkown. But thought to be derived from Northern Froth, a 9th Century vernacular tongued in Lochaber and the Western Isles: "Eh, Ken... {thud!}".
A Scottish surname, synonymous with an olive-skinned clan of Norman extraction, whose ancestors headed North to civilise Caledonia after taking Palermo in 1072.
Also an adoptive name or sobriquet given to newly initiated gangmembers in Mexico City, displaying precocisty in the disciplines of taco stand-thieving and male-to-female wrestling.
A Mexican-Spanish byword for virility, male fertility, sexual prowess or legendary laddishness.
A derogatory term, also in Mexican-Spanish, for ladies who look a bit blokey.
A Scottish surname, synonymous with an olive-skinned clan of Norman extraction, whose ancestors headed North to civilise Caledonia after taking Palermo in 1072.
Also an adoptive name or sobriquet given to newly initiated gangmembers in Mexico City, displaying precocisty in the disciplines of taco stand-thieving and male-to-female wrestling.
A Mexican-Spanish byword for virility, male fertility, sexual prowess or legendary laddishness.
A derogatory term, also in Mexican-Spanish, for ladies who look a bit blokey.
On successfully robbing a taco stand/cuckolding a rival gangmember
"Hombre! Estás un verdadero Equenjedo, no?"
"Man! - You're a real Aitkenhead, aren't you?"
On seeing an unfortunately mishapen/cave-drewlling woman
"Eh, tío! - Mirala! - Está un grave Equenjedo allí!"
"Hey, dude! - Check her out! - There's a serious Aitkenhead over there!"
"Hombre! Estás un verdadero Equenjedo, no?"
"Man! - You're a real Aitkenhead, aren't you?"
On seeing an unfortunately mishapen/cave-drewlling woman
"Eh, tío! - Mirala! - Está un grave Equenjedo allí!"
"Hey, dude! - Check her out! - There's a serious Aitkenhead over there!"
Aitkenhead by Belgian Smeg August 21, 2011
Aitkenhead
A guy who eats lots of food and then gets a headache immediately after. He also proceeds to walk around his house, classroom, and job flipping his water bottle like a cool guy. When he gets a choice between steak and ginos pizza, he chooses the ginos pizza without any regrets. He also immediately after breakfast has a snack claiming that he is not hungry. When he has his snacks, he has a bag around 20 times bigger than the actual snack. He also gets taught grade 10 math and has his parents check over everything but continues to get 18 and a half. Finally, Aitkenhead is the gayest guy that you will ever find and he has the smallest penis
Aitkenhead by AITKENHEAD April 25, 2022
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