ausmentitious 

the ultimate cool extreme only able to be defined as or the extreme extreme

skydiving out of a plane while restling a snake is ausmentitious

ausmentitious by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ April 29, 2008

Amusement Park Chair 

A chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See also Amusement Park Table

Dude, let's not sit at this table, it's full of Amusement Park Chairs!

I wanted a chair, not the shitty log ride of an Amusement Park Chair.

I have always hated the Jews, Russians, Blacks, and Amusement Park Chairs.

Amusement Park Chair by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

DelGrosso's Amusement Park 

A small amusement park located in Tipton, PA. Contains traditional park rides with untraditional employees.

"All yuns want to go to DelGrosso's Amusement Park?"

DelGrosso's Amusement Park by DAP4life April 11, 2008

Amusement Park Table 

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

Amusement Park Table by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010

Amusement park ride 

A wild, multifaceted sexual encounter.

I was rode like an amusement park ride.

Amusement park ride by Gypsy Lagoon July 28, 2014

Amusement-lag 

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.

Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.

Amusement-lag by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014

Amusement park buddy

Somebody you go to the amusement park with.

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.

Amusement park buddy by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019