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ur gay lol 

Basically ur mom gay but it's inflicted on the opponent themself. Probably one of the most dangerous insults you can use. Strong enough for your opponent to get stage 4 lung cancer. Use at extreme times. Use with caution.
Friend: Guess what
You: What?
Friend: Ur adopted lol
You: Ur gay lol
friend: *Gets lung cancer*
Friend: *Fights long and hard*
You: Cmon buddy, you can't give up on me now!
Friend: *In a weak raspy voice* I-I-I'm sorry, goodbye.
Friend: *dies of death disease*
You: NOOOOOOOO
You: won the battle though *Troll Face*
ur gay lol by SuperSuperCereal April 19, 2021

lol theory 

The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.
ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

^Lol theory in action
lol theory by bobmcd123 September 4, 2007
Word of the Day on February 15, 2009
It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.
Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The golden ratio is truely an intersting aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "Your mom goes to college!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok
lol by no_one_2000 September 3, 2005

LOL@Souffs 

Lol@Souffs (also known as lol@50uffs and lol@50uff$ and LOL@$ouff$) is a common element of Internet slang, which is gaining popularity in rugby league forum circles online in Australia and other countries. The term is generally used for amusement by laughing at the South Sydney Rabbitohs NRL team. The phrase is said to have originated as Lol@souffs at the hands of somebody using the moniker "Melon", with 'Souths' being contracted to 'Souffs' to reflect the severe lack of success the South Sydney club has endured in recent history and also to reflect the slack pronunciation of the word "souths" by certain demographics of their supporter base. The constant floggings and lack of final appearances has made the Rabbitohs the quintessential "Joke Of The League". Fans constantly point out the lack of teeth of South Sydney Rabbitohs supporters. Later, it was changed to lol@50uffs, with the 50 being indicative of the fact that the Rabbitohs regularly get 50 points scored against them. In recent seasons, a dollar sign has replaced by the first and final "s" (LOL@$ouff$) to symbolise the millions Russell Crowe is spending on the club, despite saying "Chequebook league isn't my style". In spite of almost consistent failure, Souffs supporters will routinely jump on league forums during the pre-season and proclaim that "this is our year". The only appropriate answer to this is to LOL@Souffs
Typical Souffs supporter: "We're the pride of the league, have the best forward pack and now we've signed Greg Inglis. We're premiership certainties".
Average Joe: "LOL@Souffs"
LOL@Souffs by LOL@50uff$ June 21, 2011

scroll 'n' lol 

Surfing on a funny image-based website for a long time without any facial expression - sometimes interrupted by slightly smiling or gasping.

Mostly done whenever you actually have lots of things to be done.
-Dude, are you again sittin' all night in front of this 9gag-website?
-Yeah.. I've an assignment due tomorrow.
-Great bro, scroll 'n' lol!

-What are you doing?
-Nothing, just scroll 'n' lol.
scroll 'n' lol by mr.ukas October 24, 2012
An abbreviation that stands for 'laugh out loud' to you, but 'lots of love' for your mom.
Mom: Grandma just died. LOL
Son: Mom what the fuck?
lol by dyhtgrew April 25, 2017