holy feces 

It is a polite way to say holy shit

Person1: *does a kickflip*
Person2: Holy feces! That was sick

holy feces by SkidderBop November 18, 2017

endangered feces 

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

endangered feces by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011

Redneck Fencing

The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.

James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.

Redneck Fencing by trenlr911 November 2, 2014

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016

fenderberg 

That disgusting clump of ice, snow and slush that accumulates under your car's fenders behind the wheels during the winter months.

Sometimes when you hit a good pothole it'll knock the fenderbergs of your car.

fenderberg by gumby April 16, 2003

Fecefest

The act by which one defecates excessively during one session. Can be related directly to an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.

Dayna and I enjoyed a delicious meal at an italian restaurant, after which she encountered a massive fecefest.

Ralph had a huge fecefest after eating his mom's meatloaf.

Fecefest by hbgpa July 5, 2008

chest fenders 

Heavy breasts on display

I couldn't take my eyes off those chest fenders they were amazing...

chest fenders by soulglider October 15, 2009