Black Velvet 

In modern language Black Velvet is Referred to a Strong Independent Black Women. Mostly used to Describe Black Women who are Elegantly Beautiful and extremly Hard working.

She's such a beautiful Black Velvet. I aspire to be a Black Velvet. She's the best Black Velvet ever.

Black Velvet by Mikeee Knowles January 3, 2020

The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

The Velvet Fog by mikeness January 1, 2009

Denver velvet necktie 

The act of jerking someone off using one's neck.

Jenny had to wear a scarf to hide the fact that she had given Chandler a Denver velvet necktie.

Denver velvet necktie by Vicer Exciser November 2, 2011

Red Velvet Pancake 

When a girl is on her period and she shits into a toilet bowl of period blood, thus conpleteing red velvet pancake. Ejaculate topping is optional.

Whats that smell?
Oh yeah I just made some fresh gnarly red velvet pancakes!
Gross

Red Velvet Pancake by The anonymous man 101 October 19, 2017

red velvet

When your partner is on her period, you proceed to open her vagina very widely and then poop in her. You then have sexual intercourse, mixing the poop and period blood. You lastly eat her out.

1: so did you get it on with your gf last night?
2: no
1: why?
2: because she was on her period.
1: why don't you give her some red velvet.
2: whats that?
1: It's where you....
2: JESUS CHRIST MAN!!! That's the best idea ever! Imma go call her now.

red velvet by THE MUFFIN MAN November 9, 2012

Soft Velvet 

1. Velvet that is esp. smooth and soft to the touch. Rather easy to damage, and is usually saved for use as a scarf or shawl.

2. A chat addict, very friendly and nice when you need assistance, but a complete bitch when not happy. Also the sissy of Anna. Is married to Mako, and is owned by Redline and KnightWalker.

The soft velvet scarf was purple in color and added depth to the total emsamble.

*SoftVelvet pounces and snuggles Anna tight

Soft Velvet by sugarqueen April 18, 2003

avoid like the Velvet Fog 

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

avoid like the Velvet Fog by Ouizardus July 5, 2006